Dog Day Jokes!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A: A Golden Receiver!
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar at the summer picnic?
A: The lid said, “Twist to open”!
Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
A: He’s been chasing parked cars!
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog – at least he’ll quiet down after you let him in!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman!
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To put out burning ducks.
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?
A: “Shall we walk or take a dog”!