Old Is When...
‘OLD’ IS WHEN..
Your sweetie says, 'Let's
go upstairs
and make love,'
and you answer,
'Pick one; I
can't do both!'
‘OLD’ IS WHEN..
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're
barefoot.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN.. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN.. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN.. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN.. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN.. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN.. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN..
A sexy
babe catches your fancy
and
your pacemaker opens the garage door,
Going braless
pulls
all the wrinkles out of your face.
You
don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to
go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of by the
police
'Getting a
little action'
means you don't
need to take any fiber today.
'Getting
lucky' means you find your car
in the parking
lot.
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the
bathroom.
AND ‘OLD’ IS WHEN..
You are not sure these are
jokes?
