Jest For Fun: Shampoo-with-a-kick


Serves: 5

Ingredients

Directions:

From our good customer Ed Long:

TWO LITTLE OLD GRAY-HAIRED LADIES WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE SAID TO THE OTHER, "WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"

THE SECOND ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, BUT I WOULD'NT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I'M CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND (WE ARE RESPECTABLE, AFTER ALL)."

"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM," THE OTHER REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.

THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO LITTLE OLD LADIES ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER.

"WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR," THE FIRST LITTLE OLD LADY SAID, "BACK AT HOME, WE CALL IT SHAMPOO-WITH-A-KICK.

WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER, PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER. HE THEN LOOKED THE LITTLE OLD GRAY-HAIRED LADY STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID: "THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."

This Jest For Fun: Shampoo-with-a-kick recipe is from the 2013 HomeCook'n Collection Cookbook. Download this Cookbook today.


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