More Food Humor

What did the mother monster tell the baby monster when he ate too fast?

Stop goblin your food.

What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

What did the hungry computer eat?

Chips, one byte at a time.

What do cats call mice on skateboards?

"Meals on Wheels."

Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?

Because it said 'concentrate.'

Did you hear the joke about oatmeal?

It's a lot of mush.

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