Valentine's Day Jokes


Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

A: She stole his heart.


Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.


Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.


Q. What did one volcano say to the other?

A. I lava you.


Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?

Sources:
  •   (image source) http://ubiwall.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Valentines-Day-Love-Art.jpg

blog comments powered by Disqus