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Volume I
March 21, 2003

You'll feel smarter after you read these quotes - I did

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
         --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,"
         --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
         --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal antismoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
         --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
         --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president,"
         --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves! ."
         --John Wayne

"Half this is ninety percent mental."
         --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
         --Al Gore, Vice President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
         --Lee Iacocca

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,"
         --Joe Theisman, Former NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people,"
         --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
         --Bill Clinton, President

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
         --Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
         --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
         --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

Spaghetti Casserole

Cooking from the Freezer
The Freezer to Grill Mari-thon

Poppable Popcorn
Power Outage Dilemma
Foods that Can't Take the Cold
Storage Life of Frozen Food
Wrapping it Up
Tofu Tricks

Axis of War
Quotes from Remarkable Women
Toilet Talk
You'll feel smarter after you read these quotes - I did

Rainy Weather Solutions

Meals and Menu Planning

Fantastic Flavor
Foolproof Chocolate Melting
Is There Life After Taxes?
Pumpkin Butter

Cinco de Mayo

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