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Volume I
March 21, 2003

Quotes from Remarkable Women

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the heck happened.
         -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
         -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
         -Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
         -Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
         -Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
         -Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
         -Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
         -Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
         -Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
         -Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
         -Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
         -Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
         -Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
         -Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actual ly had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
         -Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
         -Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
         -Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. <--- AMEN !!!!!
         -Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
         -Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
         -Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman.
         -Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
         -Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
         -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
         -Eleanor Roosevelt-

Spaghetti Casserole

Cooking from the Freezer
The Freezer to Grill Mari-thon

Poppable Popcorn
Power Outage Dilemma
Foods that Can't Take the Cold
Storage Life of Frozen Food
Wrapping it Up
Tofu Tricks

Axis of War
Quotes from Remarkable Women
Toilet Talk
You'll feel smarter after you read these quotes - I did

Rainy Weather Solutions

Meals and Menu Planning

Fantastic Flavor
Foolproof Chocolate Melting
Is There Life After Taxes?
Pumpkin Butter

Cinco de Mayo

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