Food Jokes for Kids

Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
A: Cashews!

Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A: No sir, it will be round!

Q: What is green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling well!

Q: What candy do you eat on the playground?
A: Recess pieces.

Q: Why don't you starve in a desert?
A: Because of all the 'sand which is' there.

Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?
A: Crack it up!

Q: What do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Shortbread

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

Q: What is a pretzel's favorite dance?
A: The Twist!

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
A: Slippers!

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid!

Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!

Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
A: Cookies!

Q: Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
A: Because it makes you break out!