Q. What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
A. Nothing just lets out a little wine!
Q. What are the two words that will open lots of doors in your life?
A. Push and Pull
Q. What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
A. Nobody knows!
Q. What did one snow man say to the other snow man?
A. Smells like carrots!
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and orders a drink.
One beer please and one for the road!