# Pi Day!

Today is Pi Day! Here are some Pi jokes to help you celebrate. Hooray!

Pi Joke 1:

In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only equal to 3.

As you may know, everything shrinks in the cold.

Pi Joke 2:

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a nutrition were asked a question, "What is pi?"

The engineer said: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7"

The physicist said: "It is 3.14159"

The mathematician thought a bit, and replied "It is equal to pi".

A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"

Pi Joke 3:

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

Pi Joke 4:

Come to the nerd side.

We have pi.

Pi Joke 5:

Never talk to pi, he'll go on forever.

Pi Joke 6:

Did you know that 3.14% of all sailors are Pi-rates?

Pi Joke 7:

What's the best dessert in the Math Teacher's Café?

A slice of chocolate pi.

Pi Joke 8:

How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?

Approximately 3.14

Sources:
•   (image) http://www.pi314.net/imagespi/Pi_day/2010_pi.jpg