**Pi Day!**

Today is Pi Day! Here are some Pi jokes to help you celebrate. Hooray!

__Pi Joke 1:__

In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only equal to 3.

As you may know, everything shrinks in the cold.

__Pi Joke 2:__

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a nutrition were asked a question, "What is pi?"

The engineer said: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7"

The physicist said: "It is 3.14159"

The mathematician thought a bit, and replied "It is equal to pi".

A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"

__Pi Joke 3:__

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

__Pi Joke 4:__

Come to the nerd side.

We have pi.

__Pi Joke 5:__

Never talk to pi, he'll go on forever.

__Pi Joke 6:__

Did you know that 3.14% of all sailors are Pi-rates?

__Pi Joke 7:__

What's the best dessert in the Math Teacher's Café?

A slice of chocolate pi.

__Pi Joke 8:__

How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?

Approximately 3.14

*Sources:*

- (image) http://www.pi314.net/imagespi/Pi_day/2010_pi.jpg