Today is Pi Day! Here are some Pi jokes to help you celebrate. Hooray!
Pi Joke 1:
In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only equal to 3.
As you may know, everything shrinks in the cold.
Pi Joke 2:
An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a nutrition were asked a question, "What is pi?"
The engineer said: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7"
The physicist said: "It is 3.14159"
The mathematician thought a bit, and replied "It is equal to pi".
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"
Pi Joke 3:
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
Pi Joke 4:
Come to the nerd side.
We have pi.
Pi Joke 5:
Never talk to pi, he'll go on forever.
Pi Joke 6:
Did you know that 3.14% of all sailors are Pi-rates?
Pi Joke 7:
What's the best dessert in the Math Teacher's Café?
A slice of chocolate pi.
Pi Joke 8:
How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?
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