Old is when...

‘OLD’ IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says, 'Let's
go upstairs and make love’
and you answer, 'Pick one; I
can't do both!'


'OLD' IS WHEN... 
Your friends compliment you 
on your new alligator shoes 
and you're barefoot.

 


'OLD' IS WHEN... 
A sexy babe catches your fancy 
and
your pacemaker opens the garage door,



'OLD' IS WHEN... 
Going braless pulls
all the wrinkles out of your face.



'OLD' IS WHEN... 
You don't care where your spouse goes, 
just as long as you don't have to
go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN... 
You are cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of by the police

 

'OLD' IS WHEN..... 
'Getting a little action' 
means you don't
need to take any fiber today.



'OLD' IS WHEN... 
'Getting lucky' means you find your car 
in the parking lot.



'OLD' IS WHEN... 
An 'all nighter' means not getting up 
to use the bathroom.

 

AND 

'OLD' IS WHEN... 
You are not sure these are jokes?

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