Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? I think it's the backstroke, sir.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little whine.
Why did the biscuit cry? Because his dad been a wafer so long.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What cheese is made backwards? Edam
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunny.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What is small, red and whispers? ... A HOARSE RADISH...
What's orange and doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese!