Dose of Chuck Norris
Everyone needs the occasional dose of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- Chuck Norris' tears can cure all disease. Too bad he has never cried.
- Evolution is simply a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.