_What Your Burger Toppings Say About You


Serves: 5

Ingredients

Directions:

We have a friend named Paul "Q-Man" Watson who believes you can tell a lot about people by what they put on their burger. His assessment:

Ketchup only:
"My life is complicated enough. Let's just keep this simple and sweet."

Mustard only:
"Beneath this serious exterior is a wild party animal just waiting to pounce."

Cheese, lettuce, tomato, mustard, ketchup, pickles:
"I'm an incurable romantic. Where's the beer?"

Bacon and cheese:
"Life's too short to count cholesterol."

Grilled mushrooms and onions:
"I've never met a condiment I didn't like."

Bacon and guacamole:
"Layer it on, but promise not to tell my (wife/boyfriend/doctor) about this."

Pesto or mushroom stuffing inside:
"I'm in touch with my creative side."

Mayonnaise and pickle relish:
"You be Ozzie, I'll be Harriet."

From Weber’s Big Book of Grilling. Copyright © 2001 Weber-Stephen Products Co. All rights reserved. First published by Chronicle Books LLC, San Francisco, California.

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