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Volume I
February 27, 2003


The Pains of Child Birth

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch...





--THE RECIPE BOX--
Chocolate Truffles

--TABLE TALK--
Death by Chocolate
Lighter Pleasures
The Adventures of Cinnamon and Cocoa

--KITCHEN REMEDY--
Melting Methods
Choosing Quality Chocolate
Storing Chocolate

--JEST FOR FUN--
Redneck Love Poem For Valentine's Day
Why Men Should Not Babysit
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
The Pains of Child Birth

--FAMILY FUN-TIME IDEA--
We Love You Week

--COOK'N TIP--
Serving Size Adjustment



--NOTES FROM FOLKS--
Pleased with Cook'n!
Jan's Grandma's Intense Apple Strudel


--COOKIE CRUMBS--
Freezing!



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