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Volume I
February 27, 2003


Redneck Fisherman's Love Poem For Valentine's Day

Collards is green,
my dogs name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-floppimg in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I love you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there for yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

You're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin',
despite all the years, yore age,
it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They get it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men get roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger,
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More usefull than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!!!




--THE RECIPE BOX--
Chocolate Truffles

--TABLE TALK--
Death by Chocolate
Lighter Pleasures
The Adventures of Cinnamon and Cocoa

--KITCHEN REMEDY--
Melting Methods
Choosing Quality Chocolate
Storing Chocolate

--JEST FOR FUN--
Redneck Love Poem For Valentine's Day
Why Men Should Not Babysit
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
The Pains of Child Birth

--FAMILY FUN-TIME IDEA--
We Love You Week

--COOK'N TIP--
Serving Size Adjustment



--NOTES FROM FOLKS--
Pleased with Cook'n!
Jan's Grandma's Intense Apple Strudel


--COOKIE CRUMBS--
Freezing!



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