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TEACHER: Alice, go to the map and find North America.

ALICE: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Alice

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TEACHER: David, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

DAVID: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Andy, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

ANDY: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

ANDY: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

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TEACHER: Patty, what is the chemical formula for water?

PATTY: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

PATTY: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Daniel, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

DANIEL: Me!

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TEACHER: Tyler, why do you always get so dirty?

TYLER: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Zack, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

ZACK: I is.

TEACHER: No, Zack..... Always say, 'I am.'

ZACK: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....

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TEACHER: Now, Kristy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

KRISTY: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Danny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

DANNY: No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER: Jeanne, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

JEANNE: A teacher