Mike: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Matt: Why?
Mike: She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Submitted by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.

Mark: What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Mike: What?
Mark: Three stripes and you're out.

Submitted by Mark L., Sicklerville, N.J.

Riddler: A man leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left, then another left turn and goes home again. When he gets home there are two men wearing masks waiting for him. Who are they?
Batman: I haven't a clue.
Riddler: The catcher and the umpire.

Submitted by Jonathan L., Cary, N.C.

Noe: Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?
Joe: Why?
Noe: Because it's full of fans.

Submitted by Noe O., Westbury, N.Y.