"Chicken Crossing the Road" Jokes


Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

She wanted to lay it on the line

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide

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Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?

To invent the other side

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull?

Just the pit bull


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