New TV Show: Survivor Texas-Style!
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas , drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , then over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth and finally, back to Dallas .
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius
with 12 bumper stickers which will read:
1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegal's"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef and Beer"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 " George Strait Sucks"
7. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
8. "Rosie O'Donnell is Texas born"
9. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer"
10. "Barney Frank is my hero"
11. "I side with Jane Fonda"
and the last sticker is...
12. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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