Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? I think it's the backstroke, sir.

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little whine.

Why did the biscuit cry? Because his dad been a wafer so long.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What cheese is made backwards? Edam

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunny.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What is small, red and whispers? ... A HOARSE RADISH...

What's orange and doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese!