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Volume I
February 23, 2002


New Definitions

Each year the Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners:

INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

REINTARNATION: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

GIRAFFITI: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

INOCULATTE: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

HIPATITIS: Terminal coolness.

OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit)

KARMAGEDDON: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

GLIBIDO: All talk and no action.

DOPELER EFFECT: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the literature...

IGNORANUS: A person who is both stupid and an butthole.



--THE RECIPE BOX--
A Taste of Italy

--KITCHEN REMEDY ARTICLES--
Recipe Step-Saver
Adding Spice to Your Meals
Over-ripe Bananas Cut the Fat!

--JEST FOR FUN--
Kids Say the Honest-est Things
Why Athletes shouldn't be role models...
New Definitions
Disorder in the Court

--FAMILY FUN-TIME IDEA--
Olympic Menus

--COOK'N TIP--
Converting to Metric Units

--NOTES FROM FOLKS--
Is Dan a Chauvanist Pig?

--COOKIE CRUMBS--
What's for Breakfast?


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