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Volume I
February 23, 2002


Kids Say the Honest-est Things

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"

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It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.... "Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT!"

"When you come into spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slaming the door until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!"

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."



--THE RECIPE BOX--
A Taste of Italy

--KITCHEN REMEDY ARTICLES--
Recipe Step-Saver
Adding Spice to Your Meals
Over-ripe Bananas Cut the Fat!

--JEST FOR FUN--
Kids Say the Honest-est Things
Why Athletes shouldn't be role models...
New Definitions
Disorder in the Court

--FAMILY FUN-TIME IDEA--
Olympic Menus

--COOK'N TIP--
Converting to Metric Units

--NOTES FROM FOLKS--
Is Dan a Chauvanist Pig?

--COOKIE CRUMBS--
What's for Breakfast?


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