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Volume I
January 28, 2003


Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary

         Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy. The grave side was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes--conned by those who buttered him up. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and another bun in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


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--THE RECIPE BOX--
Tortilla Soup

--TABLE TALK--
The Substance Within the Loaf
Tips and Techniques of the Home Baker
Bread Making References
Spicing Up Breads

--KITCHEN REMEDY--
Refresh Stale Bread
Freeze Your Own Dough
Troubleshooting Bread

--JEST FOR FUN--
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
Software Problems
Actual Signs across the USA
Teachers

--FAMILY FUN-TIME IDEA--
DOUGH-ionary

--COOK'N TIP--
Unit Abbreviations




--NOTES FROM FOLKS--
Missing Ingredient
Missing Recipe


--COOKIE CRUMBS--
Falling for ...Dessert!



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