Why did God make
mothers?
1.-She's the only one
who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.-Think about it, it
was the best way to get more people.
3.-Mostly to clean the
house.
4.-To help us out of
there when we were getting born.
How did God make
mothers?
1.- He used dirt, just
like for the rest of us.
2.- Magic plus super
powers and a lot of stirring.
3.- God made my mom just
the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.
Why did God give you your mother and not
some other mom?
2.- God knew she likes
me a lot more than other people's mom like
me
What ingredients
are mothers made of?
1- God makes mothers out of clouds and
angel hair and everything nice
in
the world and one dab of mean.
2.-They had to
get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly
use
What kind of little
girl was your mom?
1.- My mom has
always been my mom and none of that other
stuff.
2.- I don't know
because I wasn't there, but my guess would be
pretty
3.- They say she
used to be nice.
How did your mom meet
your dad?
1.- Mom was
working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
What did mom need to
know about dad before she married him?
2.- She had to know his
background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
3. Does he make at
least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs
and
Why did your mom marry
your dad?
1.- My dad makes
the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a
lot.
2.- She got too old to
do anything else with him.
3.- My grandma
says that mom didn't have her thinking cap
on.
1.- It means you
have to be really bossy without looking
bossy.
Who's the boss at your
house?
1.- Mom doesn't
want to be boss, but she has to because dads such
a
2.- Mom. You can
tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under
the
3.- I guess Mom
is, but only because she has a lot more to do than
dad.
What's the difference between moms and
dads?
1.- Moms work at work
and work at home, and dads just got to work at
work.
2.- Moms know how
to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.- Dads are taller and
stronger, but moms have all the real power
'cause
that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your
friend's.
What does your mom do
in her spare time?
1.- Mothers don't
do spare time.
2.-To hear her
tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What's the difference between moms and
grandmas?
2.- You can always
count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms
don't
Describe the world's
greatest mom?
1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice
cream!
2.- She'd always be
smiling and keep her opinions to herself.
Is anything about your mom
perfect?
1.- Her teeth are
perfect, but she bought them from the
dentist.
2.- Her casserole
recipes. But we hate them.
What would it take to
make your mom perfect?
1.- On the inside she's already perfect.
Outside, I think some kind of
2.- Diet. You know, her
hair. I'd dye-it, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your
mom, what would it be?
1.- She has this weird thing about me
keeping my room clean. I'd get
rid
2.- I'd make my mom
smarter. Then she would know it was my sister
who
