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Volume II
March 21, 2003

Situations Hallmark Doesn't Cover

1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love.
  After meeting you ... (inside card)
    I changed my mind.
2. I must admit,
    You brought religion into my life ... (inside card)
    I never believed in Hell
Until I met you.

3. As the days go by,
    I think how lucky I am ... (inside card)
    That you're not here
    To ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go ... (inside card)
    Will you take the knife from my back?
    You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry ... (inside card)
    Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday!
    You look great for your age ... (inside card)
    Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together,
    You said you'd die for me.. . (inside card)
    Now we've broken up,
    I think it's time
    To keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time ... (inside card)
    What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you ... (inside card)
    It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
    (inside card)
    Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend
    If we were on a sinking ship
    And there was only one life jacket ... (inside card)
    I'd miss you terribly
    And think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted
    to do something really special
    for your birthday. . . . (inside card)
    So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi,
    and West Virginia).

14. Looking back o'er the years
    We've been together,
    I can't help but wonder ... (inside card)
    What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . . (inside card)
    Too bad no one likes your husband.

16. How could two people as beautiful as you ... (inside card)
    Have such an ugly baby?

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Italian mothers
Why we love kids so much!
Where do they get young men like this?
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