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Volume I
December 11, 2002


Catchy Sayings for Quick Kitchen Gifts


  1. "You're getting 'muffin' for Christmas" tied to a box or jar of muffin mix.
  2. "May your holiday's be merry and sprite" on a jug of Sprite soda pop.
  3. "Jelly is like love-you can't spread it around without getting some on yourself." Attach to a jar of homemade jelly or jam.
  4. "We whisk you a Merry Kiss-mas." Fill a wire whisk with chocolate kisses and attach greeting.
  5. "Have a jolly Christmas!" on a bag of Jolly Ranchers or Jolly Time popcorn.
  6. "When Santa "Chex" his list, he won't find anyone nicer than you." Give with Chex mix.
  7. "Hope you have a 'ball' this holiday season." Attach to popcorn balls.
  8. "We're 'rooting' for you to have a Happy New Year" on a jug of root beer.
  9. "We're nuts about you! Merry Christmas." Share with your special blend of nuts.
  10. "Blot out your troubles and absorb the Christmas Spirit." Fill the center of paper towels with a favorite holiday treat. Hold in the treats with crumpled foil, tissue paper, or paper towels!
  11. "Holiday hugs from me." Attach to a handful of Hershey's Hugs.
  12. "No one matches you as neighbors! Merry Christmas." Stick to a box of matches; include a candle or scented fire-starter pinecones.
  13. "May your holiday's bubble over with fun!" Send along with bubble-gum or bubble bath.
  14. "Knew you'd need (or knead) a little extra 'dough' for Christmas." Tie to a tub of cookie dough or frozen bread dough.
  15. "Snap, crackle, pop! We think you're tops!" Place on a plate of rice-crispy treats.
  16. "Wishing you a souper holiday season." Tag along with soup mix.
  17. "May your holiday's be sprinkled with love and laughter." Decorated sugar cookies or cookie decorating basket-sugar cookies, icing, cookie cutters, and sprinkles.
  18. "Wishing you a sparkling holiday season." Tie around a bottle of sparkling cider.
  19. "Your friendship has warmed us the whole year through." Send with hot cocoa mix.
  20. "Raise a little cane this season." Attach to a large candy cane or bag of candy canes.
  21. "I hear you've been naughty/ So listen, here's the scoop . . . / I'm running short on coal this year, / Enjoy this 'Snowman Poop." / Love, Santa Tape this poem to a bag of marshmallows sent along with hot cocoa mix. Or simulate a melted snowman by giving a bottle of water, two pretzel sticks, enough raisins for eyes, buttons, and mouth, and a handful of marshmallows in a reclosable sandwich bag.


* DVO welcomes your kitchen hints and cooking or nutrition questions! Email us and we'll post your hints and Q/A's in upcoming newsletters! *


--THE RECIPE BOX--
Holiday Fudge

--TABLE TALK--
The Traditional Family Tie
Nutmeg

--KITCHEN REMEDY--
Catchy Sayings for Quick Kitchen Gifts
Jiffy Holiday Eggnog
"Built-In" Vegetable Dressing



--JEST FOR FUN--
The Night before Christmas for Moms
Christmas Lights...
New Euro-English
Dam Construction

--FAMILY FUN-TIME IDEA--
Festive Family Traditions

--COOK'N TIP--
Using Multiple CD's


--NOTES FROM FOLKS--
Stout (Guinness) Cheddar Soup
Scones
1000 Island Dressing
Pound Cake from a Mix
Profanity

--COOKIE CRUMBS--
We Knead Your Recipes
The TRUE Meaning of Christmas



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