Wrong Answer

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the Question....

wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

husband: "Definitely not!"

wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

husband: "Of course I do."

wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

husband: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

husband: (makes audible groan)

wife: "Would you live in our house?"

husband: "Sure, it's a great house."

wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

husband: "Where else would we sleep?"

wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"

husband: "Probably, it is almost new."

wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

husband: "No, I'm sure she'd wan t her own."

wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

husband: "No, she's left-handed."

wife: -- silence --

husband: "Crap."