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Volume II
March 10, 2009

Someone Dumber Than Me

Finally, someone that is dumber than me... It's a Miracle!
(Thank you for changing this Holly to eliminate the complaint e-mails that I get whenever you send blonde jokes, Dan)

I knew a girl that was so stupid that...

  • She called me to get my phone number.

  • She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

  • She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

  • She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

  • She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

  • She tried to drown a fish.

  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.

  • She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

  • She tripped over a cordless phone.

  • She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

  • She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

  • She studied for a blood test.

  • She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

  • When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

  • When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

  • When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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