Survivor Contest Joke

The New Survivor Show...

Due to the immense popularity of the spate of Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to produce their own, entitled, "Survivor: Southern Style.

"The carefully selected contestants will start in Charleston, West Virginia, travel westerly through Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and back over to the famous Tipton, Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Louisiana and Mississippi, then make a mad dash back to West Virginia.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, I Love Jane Fonda, Go Yankees!, Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Kerry For President, Deer Hunting is Murder, What's Wrong With Men Marrying Men and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!

The first contestant to make it back to Charleston alive, wins the $1,000,000 prize.