Toilet Talk

         I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
         I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"
         And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"
         What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"
         At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
         "Can I come over to your place after while?"
         Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
         I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"
         Then I hear the guy say nervously...
         "LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"